I mean, I’m just waiting for Cinco de Mayo to be over so this taco costume will go on sale.
Fog and stuff.
What’s this bridge called again?
"An Ohio man named Hall had part of his left eyebrow bitten off by a man named Oates, and a Texas lemur named Keanu was placed in a wildlife refuge after biting a woman named Reeves."
"Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing."
A Terrible Idea
Going to Best Buy on December 16th.
A really good name for a mobile stripper bus
Taco Truck.
Sometimes Christmas lights look like chicken feet.
I want to start a black-market organ transplant service called “Signed, Sealed, Re-Livered, I’m Yours!”
Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends
We support gay marriage. Here’s why you should too.
Pants eating toy mousie on couch.
Tetris, looking at one of her eight trillion toy mousies through the edge of my clear acrylic coffee table.
I ordered this for my cats yesterday.
What’s that, you say? Why, yes, it IS a cat scratcher shaped like a turntable! DJs scratch. Cats scratch. Get it??? Bonus: the cardboard scratcher record actually spins.
You gotta love it when a company actually manufactures the product that you wished for when you were 22 and high.
“selfish_bastard.jpg” wins the award for Best-Named File My Flash Engineer Sent Me Today.
The Manga Camera iPhone app is AWESOME.
